Saturday, September 20, 2014
Whiskey for Idiots: Kentucky Hummingbird
Do you like to pay a premium for whiskey you know nothing about and have never tasted? Do you believe the more expensive a whiskey is, the better it will taste? Are you an idiot?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then Kentucky Hummingbird is the whiskey for you! Kentucky Hummingbird is a mixture of barrels of Kentucky bourbon. Each barrel is being used exclusively for Kentucky Hummingbird, so this is your only chance to taste this special bourbon.
Some folks have said Kentucky Hummingbird tastes suspiciously like Pappy Van Winkle. Others swear it could be Four Roses. A prominent Master Distiller tasted it and said, "to be frank, I've had worse bourbon." Will you agree? For $200, you can decide for yourself. And keep in mind, if you don't buy it, some other idiot will buy it and try to sell it to you for $400, so this is a bargain!
Kentucky Hummingbird: It's so expensive, it's got to be good!