Monday, January 16, 2017
Whiskeys to Watch for in 2017
There are lots of great whiskeys that will be coming out this year. Here are a few to watch for.
Compass Box FUSWA. The FUSWA is a blend of 8 year old Clynelish, Caol Ila that's been aged for 2 years and 364 days, Irish Whiskey and Bourbon. It was aged in French oak with plastic staves, will be released at 39.9% abv and John Glaser will personally spit in each batch.
Booker Van Winkle. According to Beam Suntory, the new Booker Van Winkle Bourbon will "have the same great taste as Booker's but at triple the price." Booker Van Winkle will be sold exclusively by assholes on Facebook.
Highland Park Wood. Following up on Fire and Ice, Highland Park Wood celebrates the mysterious forests of Scotland and features a lovely, polished wooden box. When asked about the whiskey inside the box, an Edrington Group spokesman replied, "Crap, I knew we forgot something. There was supposed to be whiskey in there. Oh well, people will buy it anyway."
Trump Whiskey. A follow up on the really, really tremendous Trump Vodka that was just so successful, this is a terrific whiskey; it's going to be amazing, much better than Hillary Whiskey, which was a disaster. Trump Whiskey is made in Russia and it's going to be free because Mexico is going to pay for it.
Good luck on your hunt for these great new whiskeys!
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trump whiskey https://www.whiskyauctioneer.com/lot/48437/glendronach-26-year-old-trump-international-scotland-signed-donald-trump
God bless you Sku, and Happy New Year! Funny shit.
Hilarious stuff! Too bad it's all true.
Sure would be nice if you keep your politics out of my hobby.
Sure would be nice if you continue to write whatever you damn well please...because it's hilarious, and, more importantly, it's your blog.
Ha. Thanks Sku. Looking forward to reading another year of your quality posts about brown spirits (and other things).
Er, I mean, I'm pretty sure that in providing me (at no cost) with high quality information and entertainment, which I am absolutely at liberty to read or not, you are obligated to never say anything that I may find annoying or disturbing or distasteful.
Seal clap.
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